I think this is another version of The Courtier's Reply : Pharyngula

I think this is another version of The Courtier's Reply : Pharyngula

I was at another site (youTube) arguing with IDers and I made up an analogy using food last thing before going to the above blog and it was amazing what happened next:

Posted by: mike.laing | June 2, 2011 1:21 PM

Perfect timing! I was using food to refute a creationist, then came here next... FOOD IS BEING USED IN A DIRECT ANALOGY TO ILLUMINATE AN ILLOGICAL PARADIGM JUST AS I WAS!!! There is no way that could happen by chance. No fucking way! That proves there is a Basketti Monster, praise the Meatball yeah brother!

Before I shit myself, I will explain. Someone used the old 'micro vs macro evolution' stunt followed with the Mount Rushmore/'we are more complicated' gambit.*
So I said, "Exactly! It's like I've been saying about micro eating and macro eating!! (smile, happy) You have a meal, and you take a little bit at a time and then the plate becomes empty. That is micro eating, we see it all the time, it is true.

But is is ridiculous to think that 3 x 365 x 75 = 82125 meals can just disappear into one person and the empty plate becomes new species of empty dishes like bowls, cutlery, cups.

That is what the Dietitionists claim, though! Up to 100,000 lbs. of food coming together in exactly the right order(appetizers, soup, entre's, then desert) into one person producing empty dishes of all the species of crockery by the process of natural selection of food?!?!

No one has ever seen macro eating, Are they fucking stupid? Can you imagine going to the bathroo[[ That's it, this joke has been shut down for practicing macro comedy, by order of the Molecular Humorist Society ]]

*Mount Rushmore face carvings are ordered arangments of matter that couldn't and didn't come together by chance, so how could all the kazillions of just the right tiny bits come together, just so, to produce something that is vastly more complicated than rock - us.

There is a god! ;)

Testing, 1, 2, 3.

I am posting this from my moobile phone, the Samsung T746 which is also called the Impact. I will certainly try all the options and capabilities from here over time but for now I just wanted to see if basic posting works.
Nice phone, nice plan (10 bucks/month unlimited data), nice add-on java browser (Opera mini w/tabbed browsing,speed dial, bookmark manager, javascript support...), tons of free downloads @ mobile jar, etc.
Let's try the submit button!
Let's try editing and adding a link:
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to harper

want time alone

You cannot hold this against me, unfortunately

So, I was in the liquor store yesterday(Tuesday 06/23) and barely had enough cash(pennies and change) for a can of Axehead or other can of beer (Disturbed - Torn)
and while inside the cold room this chick that looks like a swimsuit model comes up and akxes what I am doing and when I tell her I am looking for a good deal she basically says "chip ins" and gives me a couple of bucks in change. The thing is, is that she holds the money 'out' in her hand right in between her very big tits(she was wearing a tight T-shirt to match her jeans) and when I take the money I went for the money squeeze and she just stood there while I rubbed them!!!!! The toonies!!!!
So, I said, "let's get this and go somewhere" and she smiled, said yes, so while I was paying for my/our can of beer, SHE STARTS TALKING TO SOME OTHER EVEN MORE HOMELESS LOOKING BUM and by the time I get out of the store she is leaving wit him and won't even respond when I axe her what the fuck?

She was about 26 years old, 115 lbs, 36DD and very fucking pretty, gave me money for beer when I was desperate for it(it?), and it was all over in a matter of seconds, LMFAO!

Maybe that's why she left, LOL, but really, just now I am walking to the library and some very young(maybe `18-19) girl yells at me,"whats up, hot stuff". She was sitting with her legs spread very wide on her boyfriend's lap but nevertheless I feel used like was trying to make him jealous.

Almost makes up for living in a province where the PCes get more votes the nastier they behave. Some correlation there I imagine.

Facing fucking reality

So this fucker (Bob Berman, the editor at Astronomy Mag)say say that time is merely a construct of our minds.

Where the fuck did our minds organize shit, motherfucker. Where the fuck did our minds come first and then the reality of cause and effect. Tell me this, it isn't there/it got lost.

I fucking hate new age bullshit and flamboyance, and the stunned fuck suppositions of freaks that don't get this: I refute it thus.

Yeah, first comes indeterminiate and inconsequentiality, depepning on how fucking stupid or bizarre is you eyeball. Then these fucking swaray of rules results in a concrete set of rules that results in creatures thats existence relies on these rules.

This makes sense, because nothing makes sense***********

I fucking hate new age bullshit. Astronomy Mag has reached a moronic inability to discertain common sense from idiocy/newage spirituality/many world ... etc fucking cetera.

You want to face reality, you stupid cunt?

Time is now irrelevant, tell me about it. Why don't you just go ahead and reveal my stupidity last fucking year.

I refute it thus.

Why don't yiou just go ahead and use nonsense because all men like fish, you do smell, don't you?

Let us just be the most stupid, because if time and cause is irrelevant, then you get to claim you make sense.

You fucking stunned cunt.
You cannot make sense if you claim objectivity, ya fucking hypocrit*************

Freaks that espouse crop circles, Bob Berman that supposes questions.

My point is that one of my favourite sources is corrupt and untrustable. Not In Bob's universe, say what the fuck?

Like living with a government you didn't vote for

Android Lust - Stained

Yeah, might be oil dripping. Blood, oil.

AB MLAs

'Men are attracted to smiles,' Alberta MLA advised girls on blog

Edmonton-Calder Conservative MLA Doug Elniski apologized late Monday
afternoon for controversial comments that he posted on his blog, and insisted
that he is not sexist.
Elniski posted the text of a speech on June 13 that he said he gives to junior high school students at Grade 9 graduation ceremonies.

Part of the posting included advice to girls saying, "Ladies, always smile when you walk into a room, there is nothing a man wants less than a woman scowling because he thinks he is going to get s--t for something and has no idea what."

It continues, "Men are attracted to smiles, so smile, don't give me that 'treated equal' stuff. If you want Equal, it comes in little packages at Starbucks."

Elniski's blog was taken down on Monday afternoon.

Was it now? Funny, that.

In earlier recent news:

Iris Evans

In an interview with the Herald on Wednesday night, Evans said she didn't intend to suggest two-income parents weren't caring for their children properly.

Could have fooled me:

"They've understood perfectly well that when you're raising children, you don't both go off to work and leave them for somebody else to raise," Evans said. "This is not a statement against day care. It's a statement about their belief in the importance of raising children properly."

A Conservative saying something stupid? No freakin' way!
Leave it to Beaver – Alberta style.

Not another one?

'Men are attracted to smiles,' Alberta MLA advised girls on blog

Edmonton-Calder Conservative MLA Doug Elniski apologized late Monday afternoon
for controversial comments that he posted on his blog, and insisted that he is
not sexist.
Elniski posted the text of a speech on June 13 that he said he
gives to junior high school students at Grade 9 graduation ceremonies.
Part
of the posting included advice to girls saying, "Ladies, always smile when you
walk into a room, there is nothing a man wants less than a woman scowling
because he thinks he is going to get s--t for something and has no idea what."

While I am on a roll

I like to bug people about little slips, like saying, "you don't know what scary is" as if I fell of the turnip truck, or others I like(potato trucks, eg).

You do not know what scarry iw ya wee ninny,whatup wi'mi'kee'brd SDG! Well, I am now a expert this is scarey shite as you can tell by my ex wife in the video.
I hate calling people names like 'Twatsy' 'cause they went to U of A .

Where would U rathr B : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi_efzYcXGI
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/196509/cambry_plays_chopin_scherzo_no_1/

Granted, it's not etude in E- ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh thats music.
can't believe that I like that better than my metal shit. It's good.
Enough!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGunlAe06RU&annotation_id=annotation_267988&feature=iv

Now that's music, but I know why. Who has time for beautiful these days.

Let's ask Ted Nugent:

What the NRA Wants: 2) Immunity Legislation
Give sweeping legal immunity from lawsuits for Bull's Eye Shooter Supply, who armed the DC snipers and sold guns used in at least 52 other crimes (AND, while we're at it, all other gun manufacturers and dealers who are negligent).
Let's slam the courthouse door shut on the victims of gun crimes once and for all.

Fucking eh!!!! I say shut the door on whimps! Fuck appeals, shoot their kids or what the fuck!they are motherfucker guilty as you, motherfucker, kill tommorrow fucking whiners.



Got a friend that was bringing bottles to the depot and got hit by 4 or 5 fucking dick fucking heads with baseball bats and broke his arms and one leg and that was before he cashed them in why not wait and then just get the coins you stupud violent motherfuckers but Twatsy wants to tell you what scary is.



Cunt with a furious name, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ

http://www.bloggingtories.ca/

Maybe I will pick on this sorry ass: http://thealbertaardvark.blogspot.com/
The most recent Ardvark
Hah, good link, SDG, I mean FFS! Hey! None of the links work!
I did get this

Whoops!
There was a small systems error. Please try refreshing

Must be a bad day*. None of the links work and all that. perhaps I hit at a bad time. Call me, we'll do html programming.
Kind of a ruin when you expect something but, hey imjustsayin, at least these fuckers got their moneys worth.
recognize the lass? Shes canadian, as is her Identical twin. I don't really think they made this in a Tihuana bar.
Notice the total lack of responce in scene 3.

What fucked up music, hey?

*I had a day myself, let me tell you! Went from a dream but before I could right it down the opportunities presented, SDG, I mean LOL!

PS They folks in the bar = BTs
The fuckheads on stage = me

I am shy

Please, I hope no one comes to my blog you see that I cannot handle the attention at the best of time but if I had to respond to co-mentsS? (Is that spelled right?)

I am was born in Alberta, you see, and now I am mired in oil. I wish I could sell this shaet somewhere but I cannot find a bi-er. I have a big deposit but dont know where to putt it.

I like music for instance when you put me in the doghouse but you let me back in and spanked my ass

Pssst, I live in AB and if you read this, call 911 help me

Le me splain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_eCIjr1Mb0

I went out on a limb today and insulted some people. Why not?
I made a new definition for FFS.
It is SDG.

Time to get my website back and do some programming, now that I know java. You will recognize the name. I'm talking to you, mike!

You mean me?

Yeah, you, me, and the uh, that other .. like you know we had a visitor once and - just a sec cough cough... cough, caahouiGH, HACH ackk, can't braeth FFS SDG..fucksakehelpmecall911WaahEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ fuck, I mean whats that in my twatstelmachyou bitch.

For the record:Tunes ... or wishing death on people. Tough decision.

Over at Small Dead Consciences, guest blogger Lance gives a big shout-out to his BFF Darcey:



Or if you're not into blues, there's always some of Darcey's eliminationist rhetoric:


The friggin' sticker says support our troops and does not say support our troops in Afghanistan. Pieces of shit bitch about nothing but then again everything they say is asshole. The wonderful piece of shit members of the Council of Canadians are also intertwined with the wonderful piece of shit 9/11 troofers and typically spend their time attacking the one issue wonder of water trade with Obama's America. Outside of that they masturbate a lot, spend time on the 'progressive' Canadian forum Rabble and in general are around to oppose the old American administration of George Bush and promote social justice which is just another word for communism.

Hope you die you bastards, hope you die.


Canada's compassionate conservatives: Always giving you a choice since some people might not like blues.

BONUS TRACK: And at no extra charge, we give you one of Darcey's bloggers-in-crime, one "Krazy," explaining how to deal with those uppity broads. And the only reason I mention this is that Sitemeter just this minute gifted me with this.

Disclaimer: At no time was any private information harmed in the making of this post.

3 comments:
Cherniak_WTF said...
Disclaimer: At no time was any private information harmed in the making of this post.

Maybe it should.

9:53 AM
mikmik said...
SMD. Is that the one that put live goldfish in her bunt?

I'm just sayin
Could be mistakin
That she would suffocate critters
In her twat.
Perhaps not.

Small dead goldfish. If is smells like a dead fish, flops like a dead fish, it can call itself Lance, fine by me.

Same rot.

LOL. Was waking up and for some reason thought of SDG, I mean A. I predetermined this post and wondered if the opportunity would ever arise, but lo and behold, the first topic I get to.

What the fuck, cat, get away from here. Fuck off, you got cats? they sure seem to want to mosey around the computer at wierd times.

Small Dead Goldfish. LOL :)

3:58 PM
mikmik said...
Can't belive I forgot this!!! Almost missed the Klien reference, SDG! I mean FFS!

The other poem I came up, while awaking, with was about evolution and Alberta politcs.

The Origin Of Speciousness:
Survival of the Shittyest by Natural Election

Maybe I'll go back to bed.

4:04 PM

The Entertainment value, for the record

As KKKate would say, let's "juxtapose":

For many, many, many months, the incessant, relentless screeching and shrieking of how CC is such a mean, rude guy and how he'd never say that stuff to people to their faces and, boy, is it lucky he hides behind that anonymity and, man, if we ever got ahold of him, that pathetic coward, ooooooooh ...

For the last couple days, the frantic and desperate shuttering and moderation of comments sections, as the aforementioned troglodytes barricade the doors to make sure I can't drop by and tear someone a new orifice.

Who could have imagined that's how it would turn out?

P.S. If you truly want me to call you a "douchebag" to your face, you can find me here. It'll cost you five bucks, but I'm sure it will be money well spent.

Posted by CC at 6:39 AM
6 comments:
Sparky said...
My good friend Patrick won't be there
Apparently you're only worthy of mockage on-line
And apparently (using patented Patrick debating techniques) he's never heard of a plane

7:42 AM
Cherniak_WTF said...
I get the feeling that these assmonkeys are bigger chickens in person...

These are the same people that pee their pants seeing brown people across the street... and scream about the islamofascist taking over the world

9:51 AM
chris said...
1. Anonymity=Cowardice
2. ?
3. Profit!

Oops.

Now that you've been unleashed (rather than outed) can we look forward to an MSM column soon? The irony would be very tasty.

9:52 AM
Cherniak_WTF said...
can we look forward to an MSM column soon?
Unlike Ralphie Alex, you can use your real name...

Not that a third rate rag like the National Post would care about that...

10:52 AM
KEvron said...
"If you truly want me to call you a "douchebag" to your face, you can find me here. It'll cost you five bucks"

how much more to get lulu to call me "worm"?

KEvron

1:26 PM
mikmik said...
No fucking way!

I had one other though while I was waking and they were inserting my double martini IV!

I was thinking about that commercial where the pimply faced kid say "When you are this big, they call you mister" so naturally I thought "When you are this fucking stupid, they call you douchebag"

That's when my IV came out, BTW, SMG I mean FFS!

I am not kidding, these things I thought of and they were all referenced in the first two posts here.

There is a god! Mr something!

4:12 PM